To make a Goth kid squee - take a crochet hook and some yarn and do this:
That's an amigurumi of Edgar Allen Poe, and a wee Raven named 'Nevermore'.
After having fun, yourself, by posing them in a few dead trees and bushes...
...present them to your Goth Kid. They will immediately prop them against the 'fascinating rock' they found earlier that day, balance Nevermore on Edgar's head, squee very loudly...
And then have an absolute fit of giggles!
Worth every stitch, I promise!!!
Happy Birthday, Goth Kid - may you enjoy Edgar and Nevermore for years!